mt
shoreless seas and stars uncounted

laddersoftherain:

queermagicalgirls:

condesces:

i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring

the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do

i owe the universe nothing

i exist on my own terms

#the galaxy dont care that u messed up the thing that one time

#when existentialism becomes comforting rather than horrifying

you know you found the perfect gift for a friend when the thought immediately following ‘fuck yeah’ is ‘she’s gonna kill me’

Ooh ooh baby
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Na na na na

cchtml:

This feeling when you walk into big art supply stores …

I’ve cracked it!

endverse-angel:

ISTJ: Slytherclaw
ISFJ:Slytherpuff
INFJ:Ravenclaw
INTJ: Slytherin
ISTP: Huffleclaw
ISFP: wizard-vergent (mix of the four)
INFP: Ravenpuff
INTP: Ravenclaw
ESTP: Ravendor
ESFP: Hufflepuff
ENFP: Slytherpuff
ENTP: Gryffindor
ESTJ: again, wizard-vergent
ESFJ: Gryffinpuff
ENFJ: Gryffinclaw
ENTJ: Slytherdor

PLAYED: 1562661 Plays

mamebig:

incunabulist:

wendzeemakarling:

tietjens:

whimmy-bam:

loki-took-my-hawk:

yourleastsassyfriend:

tio-salamanca:

image

This is the best surprise audio post I’ve ever seen/heard.

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

The egg made me so confused and then the SONG STARTED PLAYING AND EVERYTHING MADE SENSE AND NOTHING HURT

okay instant happiness

I DON’T UNDERSTAND

IT’S FROM MATILDA. I SUGGEST THAT YOU WATCH IT BECAUSE IT’S AN AMAZING MOVIE

YES YES YES

fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope


Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

image

Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

tomorrow is the first day of school here
which is why i’m going to celebrate it by getting new earbuds (n maybe some books who knows) while everybody else is at school

fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

overdosed-on-apathy:

This post had me at finger pants.

HORSE TORNADO.

seriousjones:

hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge

#OMG

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

2hartsandahelbig:

NOT TOO DEEP W/ GRACE HELBIG AND TYLER OAKLEY 

(grace-tyler)

September 1st

pyropeass:

theendis-nigh:

thunderupton:

I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone

THIS. THIS. FUCK.

I FEEL THIS TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH