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shoreless seas and stars uncounted

jujuproblems:

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

schmergo:

A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes

orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp

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❝ Stories you read when you’re the right age never quite leave you. You may forget who wrote them or what the story was called. Sometimes you’ll forget precisely what happened, but if a story touches you it will stay with you, haunting the places in your mind that you rarely ever visit. ❞

Neil Gaiman  (via the-beautyofwords)

ledaclones:

it’s the scottish independence referendum tomorrow

or as i like to call it

the great british break off

wonderlandweird:

stunningpicture:

Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug gigantaeus’)

Smaug

wonderlandweird:

stunningpicture:

Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug gigantaeus’)

Smaug

valiantparadox:

bro-boner:

It’s days like this that I like to remember that the Irish government are ever proud of the Spire of Dublin.

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It’s literally a 400 ft metal spike sticking out of the ground. It was supposed to be done for the new millennium but they didn’t start building it until 2002.

And it’s supposed to be self-cleaning but it doesn’t work and there’s no way to clean it.

Ireland.

not to mention it’s ‘unofficial name’

the erection at the intersection

Ok so polands playing against russia today and omg my dad hating on russians is the funniest thing ive ever seen

mahimahi713:

cannibals-insomnia:

I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.

"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"

No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.

"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"

I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.

I was about to go off on you

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today

comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today

noelfuckinfisher:

the best otps are the one where its like a personified cat and dog got together. 

(Behind the Scenes) Roger Waters: The Wall + Special Appearance by David Gilmour Live at the O2, London [2011]

moffatsapprentice:

ASKING THE RIGHT QUESTIONS.

moffatsapprentice:

ASKING THE RIGHT QUESTIONS.

princemaedhros:

guys I photoshopped power rangers behind elrond and can’t stop laughing

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carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

pointless-posts-and-fandoms:

chvndlrbing:

wouldn’t it be just the biggest plot twist in the world if the doctor regenerated into 12 and turned out looking like the master

there was never another timelord that survived the war, it’s always been just him and that drove him insane.

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again