a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
remember when you put your glasses on for the first time and you realized you could see leaves on trees
how many fucking people on this website wear glasses jfc
it’s always the leaves oh my god
(the bottom pic is used with permission from mfluder42)
I <3 William Shatner on Twitter
I love how they respond to him, as if he is actually a captain, even more.
Nasa confirmed for huge fucking nerds
This is awesome and priceless and people that work on space stuff are the best people of all time.
‘The Avengers’ (2012)
Personally, I like to think that what Thor means is that if Loki really was from Asgard, he would had killed a lot more people.
Totally here for “GO BIG OR GO HOME: THE ASGARD WAY OF LIFE” headcanon.
if it’s the sort of thing you would think of when casting a patronus charm then it’s not a waste of time
if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?
If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?
We’re becoming self aware